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fulldamage

Raised by Wolves

Gaki: writing myself Real


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fulldamage

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Monsters are chasin' after me.. says:
Did I tell you that I felt up an 80 year old woman?
Jin-Roh Soldier says:
No!
Monsters are chasin' after me.. says:
She was sooo asking for it.
Jin-Roh Soldier says:
What?
Jin-Roh Soldier says:
Details!
Monsters are chasin' after me.. says:
I work for my friend who owns a curitorial company and we went on an appraisal in this penthouse for this old rich jewish lady. Well she starts talking about the 60's and how they burned bras and stuff..then she holds up her arms and tells me to basically feel her old woman breasts.
Monsters are chasin' after me.. says:
I'm like..are you serious? And she goes..Feel! Just Feel!!
Monsters are chasin' after me.. says:
I'm like..oh shit..you better pay me double...then with pleeing eyes and shaky fingers..I felt her up.
Jin-Roh Soldier says:
ROTFLMAO!!!!!
Jin-Roh Soldier says:
Well, you didn't turn to ash, so how was it?
Jin-Roh Soldier says:
Are you permanently scarred?
Monsters are chasin' after me.. says:
I will never wash my hand again.
Monsters are chasin' after me.. says:
And that was the hardest 80 year old breast I ever felt.
Jin-Roh Soldier says:
You HAVE to write that up in some way, shape, or form.
Jin-Roh Soldier says:
That's genius.
Monsters are chasin' after me.. says:
hahahaha! It'll be every mans dream.
Monsters are chasin' after me.. says:
Now I need to find Barbara Streisand and feel her ass.
Jin-Roh Soldier says:
So... how many 80 year old breasts HAVE you felt?
Monsters are chasin' after me.. says:
I should make it a mission in life.
Jin-Roh Soldier says:
(dying)

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Uhm, frankly I'm disgusted all around. :( Sorry, gang, that one was disappointing to read.

::chuckling:: Glad I haven't relayed you any of my BAD conversations, then.

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