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Raised by Wolves

Gaki: writing myself Real


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fulldamage

Sobriety is my Kryptonite

(cracking up over his previous post)

Please, don't get me wrong. I am greatly in favor of birth control and Planned Parenthood and am completely flattered that people in my house come to me for help.

It's just, I was cranky and having one of those "It's 2 a.m., you're sober, and your life is a pile of shit" moments. During these moments, my powers of immense and mystical helpfulness are weak.

Evildoers are known to exploit this flaw in my super-skills, to great tragedy, I'm afraid.

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i'm sorry things turned out the way they did,i hope karma has the balls to look me in the eye after i die and before i'm reborn so i can kick his ass.

See, threatening to kick karma's ass is the kind of thing that gets you in trouble in the first place. :)

And no worries; whenever you find a trustworthy steed, say the word, 'cause you know you're missed, and the door is always open at my house.

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